L!ANNA'S MSN QUOTES
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friends are like condoms.....they come in handy when things get hard
??If a cow laughed would milk come out its nose??
Sory speelcheck isnt werking so my speling isnt tew goed...
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect
They Called It ‘PMS’ Because ‘Mad Cow Disease’ Was Already Taken
U GO GURL But ur boyfriend can stay
I WANNA BE JUST LIKE BARBIE...THE STUPID BITCH HAS EVERYTHING
:D (K) Im NoT dUmB ThE WoRlD Is JuSt ReAlLy SmArT (K) :D
Dont Call Me A Bitch, Its Ms. Bitch To You
Id Tell You To Go To Hell,But All Dogs Go To Heaven
If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and walk him
backwards.
Im not a blonde im knot im knot Im knot
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Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
your like a trafic ticket, uve got F-I-N-E writtin all over u
i told my dad i stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter
DoNt UpSeT mE iM rUnNiNg OuT oF pLaCeS tO hIdE dA bodies
roses are red violets are blue i'm skitzafranic and so am I
if your happy and you know it .............get out of my house
Success comes before work... only in the dictionary
i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL
NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX NOW ARE WE ??
Whoever said loves lasts forever was drunk
if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby I'm vacinated
BIrdY birdy in the sky why did u do that in my Eye, looks like sugar, taste like sap o my gosh its birdy cra
.:.Don't flatter yourself....I was looking at your friend.:.
never underestimate the power of blondes especally if there is more than one
i knew the something was wrong when my imagonary friends would not play with me
My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore
If you Sprinkle when you Tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
You're not a dog, STOP drooling over me
DON'T FOLLOW MY FOOTSTEPS....
I WALK INTO WALLS
never slap a guy.....
if he does anything to desevre a slap,
just give him an all out beating
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF
Sorry Ronald Mcdonald,
You did not make me smile :(
Hello, have we met b4?- Oh thats right I've seen ur
picture in the dictionary beside DANG
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