ds BEST quotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"If water was smirnoff and I was a duck. I'd swim to the bottom and never come up Well smirnoff Isn't water, and I'm not a duck... So hand over the bottle, and shut the ____ up"

"You all laugh at me beacause i'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.."

"What's betta, a lie that draws a smile? Or the truth that draws a tear?"

"I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night."

"I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty."

"If you're naughty go to your room, If you want to be naughty go to mine"

"God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece"

"It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it."

"God made mud, god made dirt, god made guys so girls can flirt."

"God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made Ashley So damn sexeh" <-- Jk, hun

"Guys are like slinkies, its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs"

"There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train."

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful Hate me because....well....Okay...Hate me because I'm beautiful "

"Guys are like a peice of gum, when they loose there flavor, you pop in a new one."

"I Dont need Your Attitude, I Have One Of My Own ."

"Girls cheat but we never get caught"

"I dont have an Attitude Problem...Its supposed to be like this"

"I am actually quite pleasant...till Im awake"

"Guys are Players... and thats a fact... Dont fall in love... just play 'em back"

"Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree "

"I look like an angel and act like one too...But youll Never know what this Angel will do"

"We weren't sisters by birth, but we knew from the start... fate brought us together to be sisters by heart"

" Girls cheat, but we never get caught "

"Its true you dont know what youve got until its gone, but its also true you dont know what youve been missing until it arrives "

"Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, hasnt been shopping at the right malls "

"I like my guys like I like a basketball  one on one, with as little dribbling as possible"

"Kisses spread germs and germs are hated..... so, kiss me baby I'm vaccinated "

"Guys are like Boom-a-rangs, u can throw them away, but they always come back "

"Even if the voices arent real, they have some good ideas."

"My door is Always open, so feel free to leave"

"There used to be men on this earth... What happened to them?¿?"

"I'm nOt a DiTz..I jUsT LaCk cOmMoN sEnSe "

"« you had betta take some sleeping pills baby....cuz the only place youll get me is in your dreamz¡ »"

"My name isn't Elmo... But you can tickle me if ya want..."

"Boys say you're ugly, boys say you're dirt, boys say all these things and expect them not to hurt, so next time you say it remember how we feel.....to you it may be a joke but to us its a big deal "

"If you treat a woman like an object that is just wrong. But if you treat an object like a woman that is just disgusting"

" I OnLy get P-m-S On tHe dAyS ThAt eNd wItH Y"

"Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties"

"My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.. "

"How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there?
......two, but they're dating each other "

"Women are stupider than men, because we date them."

"When the officer says: "Gee son, you're eyes look red have you been drinking?" respond: "Gee officer your eyes looks glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?""

"You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me"

".:.Don't flatter yourself....I was looking at your friend.:. "

"Dont interupt me when I'm talking to myself."

"I may be cute, I may be sweet, but without you... I'm incomplete"

"Hey look on the bright side...
Not everyone hates you as much as I do.."

"I've been chained to many things... but your bed is by far my favorite"

"Remember my name... You're gunna be screaming it later"

"Always wear cute P.J.'s to bed... you never know who'll you meet in your dreams"

"Sex, Drugz, Rock 'N Roll. Speed, Weed, Birthcontrol. Life's a bitch, and so am I... So ____ the world, let's all get high"

I hate the way you're always right, I hate the way you lie, I hate that you make me laugh, even worse that you make me cry. I hate that you're not around, and that you didnt call. But most of all I hate the fact that I dont hate you at all.

Me, Im scared of everything, I'm scared of who I am, what I saw, what I did, but most of all I am scared of walking out of this room and never feeling for the rest of my life, the way I feel when I'm with you.

Everyone tells me I should forget about you, you dont deserve me and they're right, you dont deserve me, but I deserve you.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a life time to forget someone.

Everyone says to give up on you, but they don't see you like I do. You're the one who broke my heart, your the reason my world fell apart, Your the one who made me cry, yet I still love you and I dunno why.

Dont lead me on, and leave me confused, any girl would rather be alone then have her heart abused.

Whoever said 'It is better to have loved and lost then to never have loved at all' obviously hasn't gone through the pain of loving and losing.

I want to run away and get away from everyone but the only thing that scares me is i dont think neone would come after me or look for me... :S

:'( I lost my teddy bear... will you sleep with me? :'(

Some girls are good. some girls are bad... I come in both flavas.. the best you've eva had

Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style, or 69, Just for fun, or gettin paid, Everyone loves gettin laid

Surgeon General Warning: Flirting with me may lead to extreme infatuation and in some cases unbelievable pleasure

¨·.·I May not Get 2 see U as often As I Would Like,I May not Get 2 Hold U all through The night,But deep inside my heart I Kno That all of This Is True, No Matter What I do in life, Forever I'll love you·.·´¨

When a guy asks u to suck it...smile turn around and say,"I heard its dangerous to put small things in my mouth"

Fashion is on our minds, bein cu±ies is our kind, so s±ep aside and le± us ±hro , Cuz i±s all abou± me and my Cu±e ass Crew

Men think they are kings, Kings are rulers, Rulers are 12 inches....still think you're a man?? I DONT

A bell isn't a bell until you ring it, A song isn't a song until you sing it.... The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay, 'Cause love isn't love until you give it away

:D:)If you love some one don't write there name in a (l) because (l)'s break. Write it in a circle because circles last forever.:D:)

A (K) is just a (K) 'till you find the one you love. A hug is just a hug 'till it's the one your thinkin of. A dream is just a dream 'till you make it come true. (L) is just a word till it's proven to you.

I get the best feeling in the world when you smile or say hi, cause I know for just a split second I crossed your mind

Good night lil star, maybe 2night my wish will come true... sleep tight lil star, i'll be dreaming w/ you.... and if 2morrow i wake up and he's till just my friend, then I'll see you 2morrow night lil star, and wish on you again.

I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care,I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you

Forget the times he walked by, forget the times he made you cry, forget the times he spoke your name, remember your feelings aren't the same, forget the times he held your hand, forget the sweet things if you can, forget those times and don't pretend, remember now he's only a friend

I'm sweet as heaven HOT as hell and I'm the cutest gurl as u can tell ;)

;):):DGod made Coke... God made Pepsi... God made my man oh so sexy;):):D

Do you eat lucky charms?¿ Because you look magically delicious

Pimpette of the year... Playette of the season... Your man left you babygurl, and guess what? I'm the reason

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