20 Wonderful sayings

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1. Next time keep it in your pouch bucko

2. When in this society did being male and an asshole make you worthy of my time?

3. Someday you're going to get bitch slapped and I'm not going to do a thing to stop it.

4. I still maintain he kicked himself in the balls.

5. Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.

6. Put me in your spank bank.

7. Rules of Dating...
    1 No dating until graduating
    2 No dating until graduating

8. Would you be willing to make it your problem if I provide generous compensation?

9. Why don't you try being nice... people wouldn't know what to think.

10. Am I that transparent... I want you, I need you, oh baby oh baby

11. Has the fact that your psycho manage to escape your attention?

12. If your planning to ask me out, you might as well get it over with.

13. If you want to take girls out who really like you, I don't think you will find one.

14. Ohhhhhh... someone still has their panties in a twist.

15. Boxers or briefs? I want to know what I will be tearing off in my sleep tonight.

16. If you like staring at my bumpers you have to check out my head lights...

17. I want to be naughty as often because when you spank me it's not a punishment.

18. Do I make you horny baby?

19. My bed broke so can I sleep in yours?

20. Why does every guy like this chick.... does she have beer flavored tits or something???

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