7 cool blonde blonde jokes
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2. There was a brunette by a train track and she was yelling 34,34,34,34 so another blonde asked her why she was yelling 34 and the blonde said go stand on the train track and find out. So the blonde went to stand on the train trackwhena train was coming and she gotrun over by the train and the brunette yelled 35,35,35.
3. There was a blonde sitting in a canoe in the middle of a field. Another blonde pulls up in her sports car and yells what are you doing? You are a discrase to all blondes If i could swim i would be right there to get you outta there
4. There was a blonde a brunette and a redhead stranded on a deserted island and a fairy came along and said you each have one wish. The brunette wished she was back home so like that she was in her house. The redhead wished she was also home so she also got her wish granted. The blonde said I wish my friends were here to help me to make my wish so then her friends appered back on the island. Those were there three wishes and they were all back stranded in the island.
5. On an airplane headed to Atlanta a flight attendant nottices that a blonde woman, who is supposed to be sitting in coach, is sitting in first class. The flight attendant says to the blonde, "Excuse me ma'am, but your ticket is for coach, this is first class, you can't sit here." The blonde deffensivly replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Atlanta." The flight attendant gives up and turns to the co-pilot for help. The co-pilot calmly tells the woman, "I'm sorry ma'am, but you paid for coach. You can't sit here." Again, the woman says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Atlanta." The co-pilot sighs with frustration. Not knowing what else to do, he goes and tells the pilot about the situation. The pilot nods confidently. "Ok, no problem. My wife is blonde. I speak blonde." He walks down the aisle and stops at the blonde woman's seat. He whispers something into her ear. The woman nods, stands up, and walks to coach. "Well," The flight attendant asks, "What did you say?" "I said," The pilot explains, "First class doesn't go to Atlanta."
6. A blonde goes to work and she is crying really hard. Her boss walks in and he says what's wrong? And she says i just found out that my mom died. Her boss says you should go home today. The blonde says no it will take my mind off it if I stay at work. When it was lunch time she went to lunch. When she came back, she was crying really hard again. Her boss walks in and says what's wrong? SHe said I went out for lunch with my sister and she said her mom died too.
7. 5 people were on a plane and the pilot says the plane is going to crash and there are only 4 parachoutes so the presedent says hes the smatest so he got one and jumped out the window. Brittney Spears said I have a great career so she got one and jumped out. The blonde says I have to save my family there in the war so she got one and jumped out. There were two people left a dad and a child. The dad said u can have it u still have a long way to live and the boy said we can both have one the blonde took my pikachu backpack.
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