1 Apology to the Americans

Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

1 Apology to the Americans






On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United states of America.  We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that I am truly sorry.






I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out.  If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America.  After all it's not like you actually elected him.






I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.




I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey.  In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.




I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812.  I notice you've rebuilt it  It's very nice.






I'm sorry about your beer.  I know we had nothing to do with your beer but we feel your pain.






I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq.  I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different.  Everyone knew he had weapons.






And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly veiled criticism.  I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.  We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.




Thank you.

Submitted by 15


Print this forward

Rate this forward:
Content: G PG PG-13 R
Quality: 1 2 3 4
(4 is the highest)


Send this forward by filling out the form below:

  Your Name   Your E-mail
   
Send this to up to 10 friends (enter their email addresses)
1 6
2 7
3 8
4 9
5 10
Personalized message



Your email address is used only to show who
sent the forwarded email message.
We will not put you on any email lists,
send out any advertising emails to you, or sell
your email address to other companies.



Home / Add A Forward / Master Index / Settings / Rules / Guest Book

Other Cool Sites

Bored.com - Tons of fun stuff to do when you are bored.
MakeWebsites.com - Free tools for creating your own website.
LifeBets.com - Win a $100 prize by correctly predicting real life events.
Free Stuff For Teens - Teen Freebies: video games, cd's, magazines, contests, beauty products, posters, and more. Only lists free offers that don't have minimum age requirements.
SearchCactus.com - A search engine where you get money for each search that you do. Must be at least 13 years old and a U.S. resident.
Adoptme.com - Adopt a virtual pet.
Digitalfilms.com - Make your own movie online for free
CheapFlowers.com - Buy flowers online for $29.95 with no extra delivery charge or other fees.

ForwardGarden.com is part of the Bored.com network.
© All Rights Reserved.      Contact Us here.