1 great MAYO joke

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there was a little brother and a big brother who shared their room and had bunk beds..................

The big brother and his girlfriend  were having sex on the top bunk while his brother was sleeping, and they didnt want the little brother to know cuz he was only 5 ......

so they made up a code. If she wanted it harder, the girl would say lettuce, and if she wanted it softer she would say tomatoe. So they were up there all "LETTUCE TOMATOE" "LETTUCE TOMATOE" "LETTUCE TOMATOE" when the little brother on the bottom heard them and woke up he screamed "STOP MAKIN SANDWICHES UP THERE I GOT MAYO IN MY EYE"

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