some of the best yo moma jokes
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1)yo moma so fat, she iron her cloths on the drivway
2)yo moma so ugly she got arrested for mooning when sh stuck her head out the window
3)yo moma so hairy her armpits look like sh gave froman a head lock
4)yo moma so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles started to fall
5)yo moma is sooo ugly,whn she went to an uglys contest they said sorry no pros
6)yo momas so fat she say a bus full of white kids and yelled stop that twinkie
7)yo moma is like a brick, alwys getting laid
8)yo moma is like a big mac, full of fat, and only werth a buck
9)yo moma is so fat that when her beeper went off people cleard the way couse they thout she was backing up
10)yo moma is so hairy ur dads jealous
11)yo moma is so fat she don't havedreams she have motion pictures
well hope yall liked them cous i'lbe back with more k luv yall oh and please add me
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