5 Funny As Heck Blonde Jokes!!!

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1.............  There was a Brunette, Redhead, and Blonde and they were all going to get exacuted.  1st it was the Brunette the exacuter says "Any last words?" The Brunette says "NO" So the exacuter says " Ready....Aim....." and the brunette says EARTHQUAKE everyone looks around and the brunette escapes.  Then it was the redhead the exacuter says "Any last words?" The redhead says "NO" So the exacuter says " Ready....Aim....." and the redhead says TORNADO Everyone looks around and the redhead escapes.  Last it was the blonde she thought in her head....O i c how it works I just have to say something that will let me escape She goes up to the exacuter and the exacuter says "Any last words?" The blond says "NO" So the exacuter says " Ready....Aim....." and the BLOND says FIRE

2................... There was a blond who was married to a man named Bob. The blond thought that Bob was having an affair with another women so the blond goes and buys a gun. She goes home and she sees  a beautiful redhead in her bed with her husband. the blond pulls out the gun and aims it to her head. Bob (her husband) jumps up from the bed and begs her not to shoot. The blonde says "SHUT UP" "ur next"

3.......
There was a guy and a blond in a car....he said stick ur head out the window and chek if my blinker is working so the blonde sticks her head out and says Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No

4......A blond went to the doctors office Monday morning As she walked in, the doctor said so what hurts the blond said everything She touched her earlobe and said OUCH she toched her leg and said OUCH she touched her knee and said OUCH she touched everywhere and said OUCH The doctor said RU a natural born blonde? The blond  said yes....? Then the doctor said thats what i thought uhave a sprained finger

5.................How can u tell which tricycle is the blonds?
The One with the kickstand


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