Bush, Picasso, and Eintein at the Pearly Gates

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By some glich in the universal time system, Albert Einstein, Pablo Picasso, and George W. Bush end up at the gates of heaven at the same time even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. Saint Peter turns to Albert Einstein, who is first in line, and says, "You look like Einstein, but I can't be sure about it. You don't know what kind of extreme measures people will go to in order to fake identity and get into heaven. For this reason, i must ask you to prove your identity." Einstein ponders this for a moment and says,"Well, i need a blackboard and some chalk." Saint Peter obliges with the snap of his fingers. Einstein scratches away and soon has explained in complicated mathematics his laws of relativity. Saint Peter says, "You certainly must be Einstein! Go ahead in." Next in line is Picasso. St. Peter says, "I must ask you to prove your identity, Mr. Picasso, for there could always be the chance that you might not REALLY be Picasso." Picasso says, "Alright, but i need to use the blackboard." He erases Einstein's marks and with a few strokes of chalk captures the essence of everything from still lifes to people. St. Peter says, "Wow! You surely must be the great artist you claim to be! Go in!" George W. Bush steps up. St. Peter says, "Well, W., can you prove your identity like Einstein and Picasso have just done?" W. says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" St. Peter sighs. "Go ahead in George."

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