2 boats and a helicopter
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
on his roof reading the bible. a man came floating past
in a boat and asks fred if he needs help. fred says no god will save me and he carries on readind the bible. about a hour later another man salis past in a boat and asks fred if he wants help. fred says no and that god will save him. even later fred is STILL on this roof and a helicopterflies past and asks fred if he wants help. fred still says no and says god will save him when the time is right. fred drowns when he gets to heaven he says to god why didnt you save me? i drowned god replys "i sent 2 boats and a freakin helicopter what more do you want"
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