An Faithful Woman

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There was this middle aged, rich woman who believed very deeply in her faith. She was in her church one day, praying, when she hears God say, "You will live to be very, very old." She thinks to herself "If I'm going to live to be very old I might as well look really good." So she goes to get cosmetic surgery done. A tummy tuck, liposucsion (excuse the sp), breast implants, the whole shebang. When she come out of the surgery, she looks totally different, about twenty years younger and as if she never had children. She takes her first step out of the door and gets hit by and ambulance.
        When she gets up to heaven she asks God, "I thought you told me I was going to live to be a very old woman?" God replied back, "I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you."

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