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(1)Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.

(2)What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
Dinner at Hooters.

(3)Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

(4)How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score

(5)Yo mama so skinny, she can hoola hoop a cheerio

(6)Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.

(7)Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.

(8)Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund

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