a parody of avril lavigne's sk8er boi

Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

LIE : this is a composition made by avril herself, telling people that she's not who they think she is, telling them about the real and uncomplicated avril.. and an overshare of her family background and how it affects her mental capabilities. enjoy.

TRUTH: i made it a point to make this parody as stupid as the original.





he was a dog
she was a cow
can i make it anymore obvious

he was a dunce
she was a fake
they met at 9 o'clock by the lake

they fell in love
and so they had sex
they were excited to know what's next

so every night
they did the same
whether their tools were beat up and lame

chorus
the cow kept on vomiting
the dog went and bought a ring
he wanted to go and marry her
not in the name of love
they just wanted to make love
to reach heaven while still on earth

5 years later
the cow gave birth
to a real slob not a nickel worth

it was a fake
just like its mum
and just like its dad it was purely dumb

as it grew up
it would pretend
that it could skate so good, sing so well

then it was found
by some retard
it puts on a tie, voila stupidstar

2nd chorus
i am avril lavigne
and my folks are barnyard flings
my dad a dog my mum a cow
i dunno what i am
im just made from sexmuck jam
which happened at night under a couch

bridge
teenyboppers you should know
my punk look is just for show
my dumb brain is made of poo
thats as stinky old as you
never have i known before
how i am a total bore
please kids keep on loving me
coz i really need money

to fool all of you
thats what i do
i am a poser, a corporate tool

children love me
because they cant see
that i am the queen of all wannabes

(repeat chorus blah blah)






detached at wouldilie.com

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