3 Questions

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There was a not so bright guy named Gearoge who had just gotten hit buy a bus and he was standing before the pearly gates when Saint Peter appears. "In order to enter Heaven you must answer three questions. Are you ready?" said Peter. "Yup." replied George. "What are the two days of the week that start with the letter T." "That's easy," said Geroge. "Today and tomorrow." "Not really what we were looking for, but it'll pass." Peter replied. "Next question, what is your mother's name." George thought and said, "Mommy, but I call her 'Mom' for short." "Again not what we were looking for, and again it'll pass. The thrid and final question is the hardest. Are you ready?" "Yup." replied simle minded George. "What is God's first name?" Peter said.
      George didn't know so he sat down and thought about it for a little while and came back, "Andy" he said proudly. "How in God's name did you come up with Andy?" "That's what Anne Murray said it was." Peter looked at Gabriel who shook his head as a reply that this incident had not yet occured. "No, she never said His name was Andy." "Yah-huh, she did I'll sing you the song. Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me...."

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