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HORSE!!!!!!!!!!
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Once a guy was traveling through the Wild Wild West and needed a horse, so he went to Ray's Rental Horse and rented a horse. Ray is religous and he explained that the horse follows different commands. Instead of "Giddy up" the horse responds to "Thank God." and instead of "Woah, boy" it responds to "Amen."
The guy was riding the horse in the open and wanted it to go faster.
"Giddy up" and then he remembered. "Thank God Thank God"
The horse was running full speed and the guy noticed they were coming up to a canyon.
"Woah, boy Slow down"
They got dangerously close to the edge, almost a foot when the guy remebered.
"AMEN"
The horse stopped and they didn't fall.
The guy leaned over and looked down the canyon. Very, very steep.
He leaned back, shocked. "Thank God."
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