10 WaCkY wArNiNg LaBlEs
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
" warning: knives are sharp" -- found on the packaging of a sharpening stone
"warning: misuse may cause injury or death" -- found on the barrel of a .22 caliber rifle
"remove child befor folding" -- found on a foldable stroller
"Dont put in mouth" -- found on box of bottle rockets
"dont iron clothes on body" -- found on packaging of clothes iron
"Warning:may contain nuts" -- found on a package of peanuts
"Insturctions on bottom. Warning: dont turn up side down" -- found on a frozen pizza
" dont jump from vessel while its moving" -- found on cruise ship railing
"Warning: very flamable" -- found on a fire-starter log
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