1 . 1 . 1 . 1 . 12345 Once I Caught A Fish Alive!
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If I were trapped on an aeroplane with you 10,000 feet above the ground I wouldn't know whether to throw u out or jump out myself
Why isn't it possible for a man living in Northampton to be buried south of the Thames???
My packet of chewing gum killed a jelly baby
Of course I find u attractive. Ur fitter than Harold the singing Halifax man
sorry I'm late, I got abducted by aliens on the way here.
You've shown me ur face, now show me where I can throw up
Why aren't men sold in supermarkets? The buy 1 get 1 free offers would be great
I'm not big-headed. . . . .I just like talking about myself
Nobodies perfect . . . . but I come very close to it
Are you going to stop starring at me or do I have to poke your eyeballs out ? ? ?
If you think im weird, ur probably right
Somebody better call the cops cuz its gotta be illegal to look this good
Thinking is bad for you
Christ is that blue soup? ? ?
Shut your mouth before I nail it to the floor
Will I need cellotape to shut u up???
The names Bond. James Bond 007 license to THRILL
If your bothered by my attitude then screw you
I tried to get u into summer skool but the retard camp rejected you. They said you were to stupid
How about NO scotty ?
Please tell me where you came from and how I can send you back there
People who cannot read please sit on the right hand side of the bus
Is it possible to know everything about someone?
Answer: NO. People will only tell you as much as they want you to know.
I'm collecting money for the ME foundation, any donations???
I can't hold in this love I'm feeling. It hurts so much . . . Im hardly breathing . . . . .
If looks could kill I'd be dead before I touched the floor.
Sorry I can't help you here but let me direct you to the loser section.
Oh bloody hell why do i always end up in the same place as you??
The cuckoo in my cuckoo clock says its break up time . . . . . . Bye Bye
I DON'T BLODDY BELIEVE IT
If looking good was a crime, I'd be top of the most wanted list.
Sorry . . . . the mental institution is full.
Tell me what you feel
I don't believe in God but I believe in something. If you don't believe in something then there's nothing to live for . . .
Well that's all ive got for ya for now. laters xxxx
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