All the YO MOMMA joke I hear at school
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Yo momma is so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
Yo momma was so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
Yo momma is so fat, she put on high heels and struck oil.
Yo momma is so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, she made skittles.
Yo momma is so fat, there is a sign on her ass that says, next cheek, three nmiles.
Yo momma is so fat, instead of wearing a tent dress, she wears a tent.
Yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo momma is so fat, she stood on a scale and it said, to be continued.
Yo momma is so fat, she stood on a scale, and it said, one at a time, please.
Yo momma is so fat, she wore a rain coat, and poeple said TAXI
Yo momma is so ugly, she looked out the window and she got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma is so ugly, she walked down the street, and people said, Damn, is it Halloween already?
Yo momma is so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped her parents.
Yo momma is so ugly, her husband takes her to work with him so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma is so stupid, she entered a stupid contest, and they said no pros allowed.
Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma is so stupid, I said it was chilly outside, and she went and got a bowl.
Yo momma is so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.
Yo momma is so stupid, she looked at cheerios, and said look Donought seeds
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in America Furniture Warehouse, and she slept on the floor.
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo momma is so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo momma is so old, she owes Jesus 3 dollars.
Yo momma is so old, when she went to school, there was no history class.
Yo momma is so old, her social seciruty number is 1.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, God said let there be light, and she smiled.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she smiled, and everyone slowed down.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, Betty Crocker said I cant believe it's not butter.
Yo momma is so poor, I rang the doorbell, and the toilet flushed.
Yo momma is so poor, I rang the doorbell, and she leaned out the window and said DING.
Yo momma is so poor, she was kicking a can down the street, and I asked her what she was doing, and she said moving.
Yo momms is so poor, she was digging through the trash, I asked her what she was doing, and she said Christmas shopping.
Yo momma is so poor, burgelars broke into the house and left money.
Yo momma is so poor, I went in the front door and was in the backyard.
Yo momma is so poor I asked her where the bathroom was and she said third bucket to the left.
Yo momma is so poor, she danced around with a popsicle stick and said it was the AC.
Yo momma is so poor, I stepped on a lit cigarette, and she said, who turned out the heat?
Yo momma is so poor, a car ran over a skateboard, and she said there went the family car.
I worked almost an hour typing this, so please give it at least a three. Also, I have no intention of hurting anyone with my jokes.
Submitted by beethoven@dangerous-minds.com 61
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