8 reasons y canada needs a serious reality check
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1 as we all know the canadians originated from the french (which is enough to make this forward over)because as we all know the french are our (as in americas)ungrateful hypocrytical pansies who call themselves our allies. Um sorry as a professional journalist i shouldnt have used the term french pansies its redundant.
2ok so what if half our singers came from canada? u know why they came to america right? because they'd still be dreamin of being big in your country. see here in america you get noticed and get payed money for singingthose singers arent stupid. they come to where there dreams can come true. Here in the good old USA
3so what if more than half our people are overweight? whats your point?we have the freedom to become as fat as we want and then try as many diet scams or workout routines as we want its great stuff here you guys should try it. and besides you know we have more important things to worry about then getting fat. you know like wars maybe?
4 and furthermore do you want to know why we were happy when we blow up things in different countries o small minded canadian friend? because the things we blow up are the places where terrorists are staying. The people who killed our innocent people for what? becuase theyre jealous of us becuase they dont have our freedom and they think well if we cant have their freedom well neither should they so be careful what you say. because next they could be after your country.and your people. and then maybe you''l think differently.
5 And on that point, of course were proud of bush hes doing what he can to ensure that the people of our country are safe and free. and i will stand by him for whatever decision he makes because i believe in him and i trust him. And im sure if your country was the one in a war and you had him as your president you'd hold him in a different regard and have a bit more respect for him too
6Here in the USA we have a littl thing called variety. we have mtv and the religious channel. we have 25 different types of potato chips and those are just the things i can name off my head. We have the choice to get a job right out of high school or stay in school till your in your 30's. o ya and for the beer thing. if its so great you know what else we have? its called importing. we import your beer to america therefore making your beer our beer too isnt that just super? look it up. its a great thing, variety.
7 ok canada was deemed best country to live in in a study? your point? thats a study probably done by a canadian or payed off by a canadian. so there goes that lame half of an excuse you made.
8 this one is not really to canada its to everybody. hey u guys whats with u? do you have no pride? when someone dises your country you show them theyre wrong dont say how immature it is......Im proud of being an american and nothing about that is immature. nothing. so its a saturday morning and im sure theres a lot beter things for me to be doin than writing to all you canadian american haters out there but when i see you try to put down my country im not gonna watch it. if this is only way i can show patrisom ill show it this way. putting you canadians in your place
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