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1)If you think your life sucks try being an EGG. They only get laid once, eaten once, takes 4 minutes to get hard, 2 minutes to get soft and the only chick that ever sat on their head was it's mother
2)Im like a drug.....Your addicted
3)Sometimes just holding hands....means holding on to everything
4)Guys are like slinkies-its fun to watch them fall down the stairs
5)rose's are red,Violets are blue,Im skitzafrenic and so am I
6)B I T C H
a n o o e
b t n r
e a t s
l r e
o l
l f
o
f
7)Love me for my mind and not my body but play with my body not my mind
8)Do i look like a grocery item? cuz i saw you chekin me out
9)God made mud,god made dirt,god made guys so girls can flirt
10)Remember my name,remember my face,cause they're isn't no honey takin my place
11)Everyone's entitaled to be stupid but your ABUSING the privilege
12)When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.Live life so that when you die,you'll be the one smiling and everyone around you is crying
13)Be aware im a hazard to myself
14)God made coke,God made pepsi,God made me so god dam sexy
15)God made men and then had a better idea
16)Every stoped to think and then forgot to start again?
17)I'm not short ..... Just vertically challenged
18)Im and angel honest the horns are just to keep my halo straight
19)ShAkIn My BoOtIe..MoViN mY hIpS MaKiN u DrOoL n LiCk Ya LiPs BeT nO oThA gUrL cAn TeAsE yOu LiKe ThIs
20)Smile,It confuses people
21)Mirrors dont talk and lucky for you they dont laugh either
22)If life hands you lemons, stuff them in ya bra
23)When life descovers the centre of the universe dont be disappointed when its not you
24)I knew I was a nut the day the squirrel started looking at me funny
25)don't underestimate the knowledge of stupid people
26)I wanted to kill the hottest person alive.... but then I relized suicide is wrong
27)Its ok to kiss a fool, Its ok to let a fool kiss you but never let a kiss fool you
28)Im so cool i make ice jelous
29)Im so hot fire dont stand a chance
30)officer, i swear to drunk im not god
31)For all of you that talk about me thanx for making me the centre of the world
32)East tp the sea west to the lands death to the bitch that touches my man
33)I know im not prefect but im so close it scares me
34)I dont need your attitude i have one of my own
35)Im not weird im gifted
36)Your only bad if you get cought right? so that makes me a good girl
37)Is it better to loose a lover or to love a loser?
38)MY FANTASY HAS TURNED TO MADNESS. ALL MY GOODNESS HAS TURNED TO BADNESS. MY NEED TO HAVE YOU HAS TAKEN MY SOUL. MY HEART IS TREMBLING--- IVE JUST LOST CONTROL.....
39)If barbies so popular then y do we have to bye her friends?
40)Never kiss behind a garden gate,Love is blind the the naighbours aint
41)Never argue with an ugle person cuz they have nuthing to loose
42)Im 98 beutiful and 2 crazy....Or is that the other way around?
43)Is your mumma a thief cuz she stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
44)Dont upset me im running out of places to hide the bodies
45)Normal people worry me
46)I dont lie my mouth dose it for me
47)If you Sprinkle when you Tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
48)My mother told me to never talk to strangers so now i never talk to myself
49)You took the L out of "LOVER" and now its all OVER
50)WEST SIDE
poems
1)
On Titanic
you know what i mean,
when she says " jack im flying,
In the air theres this thing
its called love
love,love,love
Flying silently
like a dove
I hope i show you,
That i love you
Load and clear
because i do
2)
Under neath the mask
the real my sits
fading away
soon i wont exist
You took me over
changed me 4 u
So i get ridiculed
and the glamor goes to u
U used me
abused me
gave urself fame
But soon the
mask will come off
and i wont look
so lame
The mask will come of
the old me will b back on track
mayby just mayby
Ill b able to fight back
3)
Im shut in a closet
away from veiw
hidin just hiding
Hiding from u
The robot u made
that looks just like me
is out there in puplic
4 everyone to c
So im stuck in this closet
in a place no1 noes
But half of me wont to follow you
Ur making my closet stay closed
The real me tho is in this closet
Hiding from veiw
Hiding just hiding
hiding from you
thats all for now
toodles
remember to h8 sheep and alwayz so FRIGG NAGG
and then you will rock ass
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