10 THE BEST YO MAMMA JOKES!!!!!!
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UR MOMMAS SO POOR WHEN I CAME IN WIT A CIGAR, SHE SED "CLAP UR HANDS, STOMP UR FEET, THANK LORD WE SOME GOT HEAT"
Yo mama is so ugly, kids go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said 2 be continued.
Yo momma’s so dumb that she slipped on Velcrow
Yo mama's so dumb she tripped on a cordless phone
yo momas so ugly that when she went to the bank the teller screamed and handed her all the money
Yo mamma is sooooooo stupid that she parked in front of a parking meter 1 day and put some change in it. Then she stood there for hours waiting for a gumball to come out.
yo mama so dumb, i asked her to buy a color tv and she asked which color?
Yo momma so fat, SHE'S the reason there's night and day.
Yo momma has more chins then the Chinese phone book
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