10 Pick Up Lines for Idiots

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TEN PICK UP LINES THAT SUCK...

10. Did you leave your stove on because your "kitchen" is burning?

09. Can I take a picture...it will last longer?

08. "Hit me with the 7 digits." -from some song

07. Is your food stand open becuase I've been dying to get a taste.

06. Even with a snot, you still look hot.

05. You have everything my p e n i s has been looking for.

04. Are you made of caffeine because you kept me up all night?

03. Twinkle Twinkle little girl (or boy) how I wonder who you are. Up above the clouds so high. Twinkle Twinkle little girl (or boy).

02. Do you have a name or do you go by God's Little Child?

01. Your eyes are as golden brown as my shyt.

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