What am I?

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I.When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? II.A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? III.All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? IV.I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I? V.If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? VI.I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? VII.I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I? VIII.I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush. What am I? ANSWERS: I.A dentist II.A wedding ring III.An elevator IV.A nose V.A newspaper boy VI.A glove VII.An arrow VIII.A bird SCORING: 0-1 YIKES! 2-4 Get your mind out of the gutter! 5-6 Good job. 7-8 Are you asexual?

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