AYE I MADE DESE UP AND SOME I HEARD AT SKEWL

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1. yo maumma so fat pigs went on strike
2. yo maumma so dumb she did signlanguage at a blind person
3. yo maumma so fat when she was on a fishermens boat hippies yelled "Free wilyFree wily"
4. yo maummas so fat when i said DIET she rinsed my mouth with soap and water
5. yo maummas so dumb she got fiered from the mm factory for throwing away all the "W's"
6. yo maumma so dumb she stared at a OJ corton for 3 hours cuz it said concentait
7. yo maummas so dumb she yelled at a deaf person
8. yo maummas so dumb she went to an all u can eat buffet and sued for not eenuff food
9. yo maummas so fat the neighborhood used her belly button as the community pool
10. yo maummas so fat when shed died the angel couldnt lift her spirit
11. yo maummas so fat wen she goes to da mooies she sits by EVERYBODY
12. yo maumas so teeh r so yelow i cant believ its not butter

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