10 commandments of a teenagaer
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1. Thou shall not sneak out hen parents are asleep.
(why wait that long)
2. Thou shall not take drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer and is sooo much cheaper)
3. Thou shall not steal from thy corner shop.
(woolworths have a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not get arrested 4 vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger+better effect)
5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents.
(grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not help old ladies across the road.
(just leave them in the middle)
7. Thou shall not strip in class.
(hookers pay more)
8. Thou shall not get in fights.
(just start them)
9. Thou shall not skip class.
(take the whole day off)
10. Thou shall not think about sex.
(like nike says "just do it")
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