3 CLASSIC URBAN LEGENDS (LONG)
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
The Hair do:
There was this woman, who was all about looks. She was very vain. One day she went to the hairdresser and got her dark hair done in a big B 52 do, it towered on top of her head in a perfect shape. Everyone ooh'd and ah'd that they had never seen such a beautiful hairdo. The vain woman loved her hair in the fancy up do, and seeing as she had gotten sucha great responsefrom everyone, she decided not to wash her hair that week. Instead of showering, she would just apply some hairspray (actually a lot of hairspray) and styling products to her hair before she went to bed. She would do the sam when she woke up every morning, and she would put on a lot of sweet perfume so that she wouldnt stink from not showering. She continued these unsanitary habits for three whole months But one morning when she was spraying her hair, she noticed something that looked sort of like dandruff, but different. On closer examination she found it was a spider egg she started to feel around her head, and there were lots if spider eggs, and spiders tooShe got so scared she went hysterical, pulling her hair down from the do and even pulling hair out of her head. hundreds... thousands of spiders crawled out as she did this. She went mad, and she looked like a mad woman too, not at all like her normal beautiful, vain self. She was found outside, shuddering and was taken to the hospital where she ws treated for spider bites which were all over her. She was then transferred to an asylum for the insane, where she resides today, and from some combination of spider poison, medecine, and her own insanity... she is bald.
The Choking Dog:
A lasy, somewhere in her thirtys, lived in a small house, alone except for her loyal German Shepherd. One day she came home excpecting her dog to be waiting for her at the door like usual, but he was not. Her house was small so it did not take long for her to locate the dog. He was down the hall and he didnt seem to be breathing. The Lady approached her dog, praying that he would be okay, and as she got nearer it seemed that he was choking. Luckily a vets office was right down the street, so as quickly as she could she loaded the dog into a travel crate and rushed him over. The vets began to operate immideatly. The lady was not allowed in the surgery room, and the vets told her to go home, assuring her that they would call her ASAP. She agreed to this and went home. She sat there just waiting, and hoping for her dog. It was about an hour later when she got the long awaited call. Though the call concerned her dog, it was not from the vet. It was from the police. "Get out of the house immedeatly" they advised. She did as they said, though she was confused and the police met her outside. They told her that in surgery, they found what the dogwas choking on. Three human fingers. The woman was terrified and immedeatly agreed to police investigation. Sure enough, in a closet down the hall where the dog was found, there was a robber hiding. His left hand was a bloody mess, with three fingers missing.
The Second Honeymoon (this is true):
It was the 10 year annicersary of a married couple, lets call them, the Smiths. No one ever thought there marriage would last this long, so they flet this anniversary was very special. To celebrate they decided to re-create their honeymoon by renting the same cabin that they did on that wonderful night 10 years back. They got to the cabin and started off the night with some wine. They then decided to do what married couples do, and they thought it would be fun to watch soem adult videos to get in the mood. The videos were in a chest under the T.V. so the couple picked out one and popped it in the VCR. As they watched, the wife realized how much the intamite couple that they were watching resembled her and her husband, except younger. As the figures became more clear they realized this video was them on their honeymoon They were obviously enraged and very scared as they searched the room. They found little cameras everywhere.
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