These are the best yo mamma jokes

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Yo mamma so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout

Yo mamma is so fat, she stepped on mah dog's tail, we ended up changin his name to Beaver.

Yo mamma so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.

Yo mamma so stupid, she waited at a stop sign until it said GO

Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies

Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.

Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed

Yo mamma's so bald, when she wears a turtle-neck, it looks like a broken condom



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