111111111 yo mama.........

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yo mama so stupid that wen she bought a doughnut she returned it cuz it had a hole

yo mama so fat that wen she jumped in the pool people yelled "TSUNAMI"

yo mama so fat that if she was any fatter the world wuld plunge out of it's gravitational pull

Yo moma so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat people whistled and yelled TAXI

Yo moma so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat people whistled and yelled TAXI

Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so dumb she stuck a battery upp her ass and sed "IVE GOT THE POWER"

yo momma so fat when she goes to the washroom she carries a crow bar and a container of vasaline.


thanx thats all 4 now
bye

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