10 dA BEST yO mAmA JOKES

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1)YO MAMA'S SO FAT THAT SINCE SHE MADE EVERY 1 WHO WORKS A MCDONALDS MILLIONARES

2)YO MAMA'S SO SMELLY HER FARTS MAKE HER SMELL BETTER

3)YO MAMA'S SO UGLY THAT STORE OWNERS GIVE HER A FREE SUPPY OF MUD MASKS, JUST SO THEY DONT HAVE TO SEE HER FACE

4)YO MAMA'S SO SHORT A 1 YEAR OLD LOOKS LIKE HER FATHER

5)YO MAMA'S SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES SWIMMING PEOPLE MARK A NEW ISLAND ON THERE MAP

6)YO MAMA'S SO FAT HER CRAP IS DECLARED A NEW PLANET

7)YO MAMA'S SO SMELLY THAT THE ONLY GIFTS SHE GOT ON HER BIRTHDAY WERE DIODERANT

8)YO MAMA'S SO POOR WHEN SHE SPOTTED A PENNY ON THE GROUND SHE
THOUGHT SHE JUST BECAME RICH

9)YO MAMA'S SO OLD GOD CALLS HER MAMA

10)YO MAMA'S SO UGLY SHE MAKES HOGS LOOK PRETTY

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