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a sheep joke!!
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
a farmer wants a female sheep in his herd to get pregnant but his male sheep isn't doing the job so he goes to the vet to see what else he can do. the vet tells him that he has 3 choices, he can just try to make the sheep mate, he can do it the chemical way, or he can do it himself. the vet also mentioned that if he did it himself that if he found the sheep rolling in the mud the next day it didn't work. so the farmer went home and took the sheep to the farthest filed and did it himself. he woke upi the next morning and asked his wife what the sheep were doing and she said rolling in the mud, so that day he took them to the farthest field and did it himself. the next morning he found the sheep rolling in the mud again, so he did it one more time. he woke up the next morning and asked his wife what the sheep were doing and she said they were sitting in the jeep honking the horn, and waving for him to come out
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