a funny poem

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A "fake" poem for someone who is "young"(through the eyes of a kid)
   


              I love you cause your young
                (Throughout the years you've always told me you're "29" and you never older)


             
              I love you cause you feed me healthy food
                ( you never let me eat sweet stuff,you say i'll become fat like you)


                I love you cause your honest
                  (But not when you make excuses about not letting me eat sweets because you tell me I'll be fat like you.yuo're not even fat)


                I love you cause you are makeing me learn to be responsible before I get another pet.
                  (Like feeding the cats every day isn't enough)
            (another example for exuses)         


              I love you cause you've taught me all these "valueable lessons".

         

                  Happy Birthday

  Love you,
        Your spoiled child

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