1 convo. American vs Canadian. Who'll win
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
-(okay. So, here we are with this pointless arguement between a Canadian citizen and an American citizen. How can you tell who is the more supirior and which will win this arguement? Hehe, you'll find out after you read this and the comments.)-
American:
FIRST OF ALL...WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SAYING THAT AMERICANS ARE STUPID?? ARE YOU GOING TO THINK THAT WHEN YOUR COUNTRY IS IN TROUBLE AND WE HELP YOU? THEN WILL YOU THINK WE ARE STUPID? THINK ABOUT THAT AND YOU CALL US STUPID? I THINK SUM 1 IS A LIL JEALOUS. IF U THINK WE ARE SO STUPID...THEN WHY THEY HELL ARE U TAKING TIME TO SIT HERE AND SAY STUFF ABOUT US THAT ISN'T TRUE?? WHY WOULD YOU CARE SO MUCH??
Canadian:
1. They think we have a Presidant
American:
WRONG WE KNOW YOU DON'T
Me:
-(Hehe, I was watching "Talking with Americans" once..and.. they had this as an issue. Hehe..this was funny. This dude went to talk with President Bush and then blah blah they were talking, President Bush comes up to the camera and says "Canada, congratulations on your National Igloo and your new President". Haha..I mean come on It's PRESIDENT BUSH. Haha.. Sorry.. Didn't mean any offense or anything..)-
Canadian:
2. They think we are the only countrey in the WHOLE FRICKING WORLD with snow and ice
American:
TRY NOT...GREENLAND AND A LOT MORE COUNTRIES DO GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT
Me:
-(..There's a lot of places with snow and ice.)-
Canadian:
3. They think we live in Igloos
American:
UMM TRY NOT WE KNOW U LIVE IN HOUSES
Me:
-(Actually, some people i've met and talked to thought that we Canadians do live in igloos. Some people do, but they're waaay up North. So, yeah.)-
Canadian:
4. They think we have pet bevers
American:
AGAIN...NO WE DON'T. U CALL US STUPID? WE DON'T MAKE SH¡T UP
Me:
-(..Hey..some people do have pet Beavers, okay? Actually, some people do make stuff up to make us Canadians looks bad. Then again, some people do the same thing back to them..so..um..Nobody's perfect?)-
Canadian:
6. They Pay 10 for a hot dog
American:
NOBODY PAYS 10 FOR A HOT DOG...MORE LIKE 3 FOR 10
Me:
-(In some places people pay 20 for a hot dog.)-
Canadian:
7. They are so material
American:
WHAT THE HELL?? NOT ALL PPL ARE MATERIAL
Me:
-(I'm not even going to comment on this...)-
Canadian:
8. They think they are so powerfull and great, when all they do is piss ppl off to the point where they start wars
American:
NO WE DONT...WE STAND UP FOR OURSELVES AND WE GO TO WAR WHEN WE FEEL IT'S NEEDED, AND THATS TO PROTECT OURSELVES
Me:
-(..You know what I find funny? President Bush went to war with Irraq, accusing them of having huge weapons of mass destruction, then he had the balls to go and say a huge ass speech that was like saying "Oops, We made a boo boo on the Iraqians and blew up half their country. I'm sorry." THAT is what I find funny. I'm sorry, but I do.)-
Canadian:
9. They brag about how "smart" they are when Canada is 1 for education
American:
NO ONE HAS EVER SAID WE ARE SMARTER THEN ANYONE. IF WE LIVE IN AMERICA AND U LIVE IN CANADA HOW WOULD WE KNOW? ITS NOT LIKE WE ACTUALLY STUDY IT
Me:
-(I think that every country should know about Canada. I mean, we study about other countries like Mexico, Europe, Iraq, America, etc..etc. I've talked to people who didn't even know Canada existed. Everybody is stupid in a way. Nobody is perfect, afterall. I don't mean any offense to anyone, either. Oh, and yes, some Americans have said that to us, by the way.)-
Canadian:
10. They don't realize CANADA has the biggest MALL in the world.
American:
YOU CALL US MATERIAL?? AND THEN U GET ON HERE SAYING THAT CANADA HAS THE BIGGEST MALL IN THE WORLD?? HYPOCRITE
Me:
-(It's true though. Canada does have the biggest mall in the world. What the hell does this have to do with Americans being stupid? My goodness..)-
Canadian:
12. People emgrate here everyday, b/c we are peace keepers.
American:
UMM PPL IMMIGRATE HERE EVERYDAY 2 EMMERGRATE MEANS LEAVE, THEY CALL US THE MELTING POT CUZ NE ONE CAN COME HERE. CANADA ISNT TE MELTING POT NOW R THEY??
Me:
-(Anyone can go anywhere they want to go. Pointless arguement. It's spelled immigrate, by the way.)-
Canadian:
13. Canada never had slavery...America Did, so HA
American:
THAT WAS JUST NOT EVEN COOL. YEAH WE HAD SLAVERY BUT WHO FREED IT? AN AMERICAN SO SHUT THE HELL UP
Me:
-(Actually..no. Canada did have slavery. Go visit the exhibit in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. Chinese immigrants were kept there and basically were treated like slaves.)-
Canadian:
14. They are so proud of the ghetto and gangs
American:
WE AREN'T. AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY THAT PERFECT LIL CANADA DOESN'T HAVE GANGS BEACUSE THEY DO
Me:
-(America has more gangs than Canada. America has a higher crime rate than Canada, it's already been proven. No point in arguing.)-
Canadian:
15. They all think that we are lumberjacks
American:
WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT? WE DON'T CARE WHAT U DO FOR A LIVING
Me:
-(We don't care what you do for a living either.)-
Canadian:
16. They don't realize every countrey but them selves has "Dumb American" jokes.
American:
UMM TOO BAD WE DO REALIZE IT CUZ WE HAVE THEM TOO. I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE THAT ALL THE COUNTRIES HAVE DUMB CANADIAN JOKES EH??
Me:
-(..Yes, we all know that everyone makes fun of us Canadians, but atleast we don't take any offense to it. I mean, come on, grow up. That's why they're called JOKES.)-
Canadian:
17. They think Nickle back Sucks
American:
ACTUALLY WE DON'T CONSIDERING THAT I LOVE NICKLEBACK AND ITS ONE WORD
Me:
-(..I have no comment on that..)-
Canadian:
18. Much Music comes from Canada baby (Making you suck)
American:
NO...YEAH WE DO GET SOME MUSIC FROM CANADA BUT WE DON'T RELY ON U FOR IT WE HAVE OUR OWN
Me:
-(..Much Music kicks ass..)-
Canadian:
19. They think their military is so cool. Well Canada doesnt NEED a military, b/c we dont have ppl crashing planes into us. (That was harsh, but true)
American:
YOU B¡TCH. I CAN NOT BELIVE YOU JUST SAID THAT.I FEEL LIKE WALKING OVER THERE AND PUNCHING YOU SO HARD IN YOUR FUKING FACE.FIRST OF ALL...YOU ARE DISSING N0T ONLY AMERICA THE COUNTRY WHO HAS IT THE BEST, BUT YOU ARE DISSING THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO DIED AND THE THOUSAND FAMILIES WHO HAD TO PUT UP MISSING POSTERS AND THE MILLIONS OF KIDS WHO LOST THEIR PARENTS AND THE YOUNG KIDS WHO STILL ASK WHEN THEIR MOM AND DAD ARE COMING BACK BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THEY NEVER ARE COMING BACK. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HARD THAT WAS ON AMERICA. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THE PAIN, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS LIKE. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FIRE FIGHTERS AND THE POLICE OFFICERS AND THE FBI WENT THREW. IT WAS A TRAGEDY AND YOU SIT HERE AND DISS IT. AND YOU CALL BRITNEY SPEARS AND CHRISTINA AGULERA YOUR HEROS, YOU SAY U WANT TO BE JUST LIKE THEM AND SHIT. WELL THINK ABOUT IT. WE ARE NO WHERE NEAR THAT SHALLOW. OUR HEROS ARE TRUE. OUR HEROS ARE THE FIRE FIGHTERS AND POLICE OFFICERS AND OUR MILITARY. OUR HEROS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
Me:
-(We may not know what it's like to have a terrorist attack on our country, but what gives you the right to go and say that America has it best? What about all the other countries? Have you even been to Canada and seen how beatiful and peaceful it really is? We may not live like you people but that's what makes us so different. Yes, what you people went through was a tragedy indeed. However, your people are trying to use it to an advantage so that everyone will feel sorry for you. Of course, we do. We have true heros too. Terry Fox, the first Canadian woman in space, all the music artists, all the wonderful people who have actually done something for our country. Listen up because i'm only going to say this once. Kids around the world are going through that exact pain every single day that passes by. People die every day. There is not a day that passes by that not one person feels depressed or saddened or whatever. It's life. I honestly and truthfully think that you cannot go and say that America is best. Nobody is the best, NOBODY is perfect, and I think YOU should be the one to shut your mouth.)-
Canadian:
20. They Voted Bill Clinton for presidant
American:
FIRST OF ALL WE ARENT PSHYCIC WE DONT HAVE THE GOGGLES THAT U DO TO SEE IN THE FUTURE. BUT WE WILL MOST LIKELY BE THE 1ST TO HAVE THEM.AND SECOND OF ALL HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW HE WAS GOING TO TURN OUT?
Me:
-(Question. You said that we have goggles, then you said that you'll be the first ones to have them? How can you be the first to have them if we already do? That would make you the second ones to have them, Correct?)-
Me:
-( Okay. So have you figured out who is the most supirior and has won this arguement? Hmm..lets see..American? Nope. Canadian? Nope. OHMYGOD WE HAVE NO WINNER. Pointless arguements like so are what leads to Racism. People are so stupid these days. Everyone thinks they're so perfect and are more supirior than everyone else. Nobody is perfect. Everyone goes through pain and suffering atleast once or more times in their life. That's just the way life is. Goodness.. This arguement was so pointless. I can't believe this. Let this be a lesson learned..to ALL of you who think you're going to do the same thing. Canadian, American, Japanese, Chinese, whatever race you are.. Saying things like this is what brings people TO war and it also causes hatred to another race. Like the old saying goes, "Don't judge a book by it's cover", but in this case, we are not books, and we don't have covers. Agh..let me reprashe that so you people will understand. "Don't judge the way a person is just by looking at them because you don't know their personality or how they really are". There. Now, I must go find another thinger like this to rant about. Thanks for reading _ Baaii
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