Fwd: You might be addicted to the internet if...
Rating: PG-13
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- Most of your "friends" are from the internet.
- 8/10 of the things you do are from your computer. (phone, fax, radio etc...)
- You get pissed off when you get booted offline.
- You are convinced that there might be a rumor about you somewhere on the net.
- You've ever cybered, gotten into a heated arguement with someone online, or ever "pinged" someone out of a chatroom.
- You send forwards almost every single day.
- You have ever said in your lifetime said to your friend, "I want to throw my computer out the damn window"
- You'd sell your soul for DSL.
- You use terms like, TTYL, LOL, WTF, BRB, K, C-YA etc when chatting with someone.
- You spend most of your time playing in RPG's (role playing game) or some other online community.
- You know what "spoilers" are.
- You have met your significant other though the internet.
- You have an internet answering machine service.
- You have ever gambled online.
- You have a website that you are constently working on.
- You're aware of the whole controversy with the RIAA going after Kazaa (and possibly other P2P users) and now wear blatant t-shirts that say FCK THE RIAA.
- You have at least 5 or more email addresses.
- You check your email at least twice a day.
- You have ever taken a class online.
- You know what "real time" is...and consider yourself to have no life if you're not in it.
- You know what "snail mail" is.
- You have ever fallen asleep at the computer.
- You freak out or get real bitchy when you don't get the internet.
- The thought of someone destroying a spankin' brand new computer or the thought of never getting on the internet in your life again could possibly drive you insane.
- You have ever done something illegal online and was scared out of your mind for the next month.
- You have an online journal.
- You can type faster than 60 wpm.
- You've ever met someone famous online and go back and brag to all your friends that you got that person's "cybergraph".
- You have used (and possibly still have) any of the AOL installations disk versions 1.0 - 4.0.
- You have ever taken spam mail personally.
- You have ever put in your email signature ALL SPAMMERS MUST DIE
- You actually have an email address that says ALLSPAMMERSMUSTDIEwhateverdomain.com...and possibly a t-shirt, hat, bumper sticker and...the pair of socks.
- You own any articles of clothing making some reference to computers.
- Pop up ads drive you to tears of frustration.
- Your name on your license plate is also your online alias.
- You've ever been stalked or stalked someone online.
- You'd prefer to email someone instead of call them because it's "quicker".
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