1 baked beans
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There was this lady, she really luuvvved baked beans, she used to eat them every day, for lunch,
but...... there was one problem, each time she ate baked beans, she just had to fart.
One day..... she saw this guy she wanted to marry, but, she told herself "I can't eat baked beans, anymore, because of what it cases me 2 do, other wise that guy won't get married, to me"
so she stopped eating baked beans, and got maried to that guy.
So a couple of months, later......
she saw a stall and they were selling BAKED BEANS, she thinks to herself"Oh i hadn't eaten these for a verryyy long time" so she just coodnt resist them and bought some, and ate them, then she said"ok if i get a feeling i'll just hold it in myself" so when she got home her husband told her to put blind folds on, and said i have a surprise for you, but... she was starting to have some pressure in her stomach. Her husband says, wait rite here ill be rite bak, she thinks to herself this is the perfect chance, so she just farts sooo loud, and finally she felt some comfort, then a minute later, her husband comes bak, and he opens her blind fold, and when she opens her eyes people screem out hapy birthday
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