1 AND MANY MORE BLONDE JOKES

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A blonde called 911 because her friend was choking on a piece of chicken. The operator told her to calm down and said, "Ok, make sure that she is not breathing before you give her CPR." "OK," said the worried blonde. After a few moments of silence, the operator heard a 'click click, BANG' obviously a bullet from a shotgun. Then the blonde got to the phone and asked, "Now what's next?"

  The only reason why blondes have a brain is to keep their heads from caving in.

  A blonde took interest in a survival quiz on the internet. One question asked:
If you had to walk through the Sahara desert, what 3 things would you bring and explain why you would take these things.
So the blonde put:
1. Water-so I wouldn't get thirsty
2. Food-so I wouldn't get hungry
3. A car door-so I can roll the window down and not get hot

  A blonde-headed girl came home with a happy face. Her dad asked her, "Why are you so happy?" So the girl gave him her math test. "WHAT? Honey, why do you have a zero?" "Daddy, what are you talking about? That's not a zero It's the moon. The teacher ran out of stars"
 
  One day, a womans house was on fire. She called 911 and told the operator what the matter was. The operator told her to calm down and asked her "What is your name m'am?" "Holly Christenson," the blonde replied. Then the operator asked, "Holly, how do we get to your house?" "You stupid operator You should know that you drive the big, red firetruck"

  As a boy was playing a card game, a girl with blonde hair asked him, "What are you playing?" The boy replied, "Solitaire". Then the blonde stupidly asked "Can I play?"

  Everyone around the world laughed when they saw on the news that a woman with blonde hair had a world record for staring at a container of grape juice for over 10 days. A news reporter asked her, "Why do such a thing?" "It says 'concentrate'"

  A blonde was taking her friend to the airport. On the way, a road sign said 'Airport Left'. Frustrated the blonde took an exit and went home.

  And then there's that classic blonde joke:
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: Only non-blondes know...it's too many to count for a blonde. ;)

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