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A bus load of girls..
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
one day a bus laod of catholic girls died and went to heaven,
in heaven they all walked up to st peter and the pearly gates and st peter said,
"i will let you in if you awnsere my question,"
so st peter took each girl aside and asked
"have you ever touched a boys private part?"
and this girl said
"yes only once with my finger>"
so saint peter said
"put that finger in this well filled with holey water and you may enter heaven>"
he took tha next girl aside and asked the same question and she said
"yes but only once with my hand>"
so st peter said
"put your hand in the well of holey
water and you may enter heaven"
then one girl fought her way to the front of the line in great hurryand st peter said
"hannah wats the rush?"
and she replied
"i want to get here before rachel sticks her but in the well"
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