Avril Lavigne - the pigeonboy version
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Empire of the Swollen Catfish we love you
He was a boy,
She was a girl,
But she slept with animals,
She slept with ducks,
Giraffes and Sheep,
She even slept with pigeons,
He was a pigeon boy,
His real name was roy,
But his mother called him Jim,
He didnt know his name,
But to him they were the same,
Cos his parents hated him...
She's up the duff,
He's really scared,
Cos She had feathers in her hair,
The baby scans,
They couldnt see,
Just what the child would bee..
He was a pigeon boy,
His real name was roy,
But his mother called him Jim,
He didnt know his name,
But to him they were the same,
Cos his parents hated him...
Then the baby it popped out,
Cloud of feathers they flew out,
A beak and claws and feathers toom,
Thank god your not a pigeon too...
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