53 rules to 8th grade life
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1. make sure he knows ur name
2. never leave ur camera "unsupervised"
3. know the chicken dance
4. always get ur back up amo from bowmart
5. stay on the map
6. don't say bad words in band
7. never allow him to let the door hit you in the face
8. always watch for janitors
9. never boil dish detergent
10. never play the gravity game w/ ashlee
11. never let vince talk about his sister
12. never give the silly rabbit trix
13. never leave jon w/ a "stick"
14. don't slide down a wet slide at mcdonalds
15. learn the lyrics to sweet home alabama
16. don't mess w/ ur teachers toot-toot
17. make sure ur on the outside instead of the inside
18. play for trays...even if you lose
19. watch who you spill the peaches on
20. ALWAYS diss the jack-o-lanterns
21. try not to fall up the steps
22. fortune cookie says: a good friendship is often more important that a passionate romance
23. have friends from out of town, real or fake
24. never underestimate the power of stupid ppl in large groups
25. never bet ur pot
26. watch out for parked cars, telephone poles, or lockers
27. keep the boot-legged rings
28. if the pens are boot-legged...used them as spitball guns
29. if you flip more than 3 times on an accident...something's wrong
30. know the meow mix song
31. don't be afraid to make ur friends smile or laugh
32. know how to make imaginary roller coasters
33. know which of ur friends are evil or have evil siblings
34. have a friend called ima...even if they're imaginary
35. watch ur step whenever you get off the spinny thingies
36. when in doubt...blame the lamas
37. be in band
38. say no to crack
39. remember to write ur mom...(Comma)
40. be adventurous...but not adventurous enough to get wrote up for it
41. BE YOURSELF
42. don't chew gum unless you can share
43. if you kill a bug in the lunch room..see how long it takes for the janitors to clean it up
44. make up a pickle song and keep it
45. be beauty, grace, and miss united states
46. when you swallow ur gum...don't spit it back up
47. life's a garden...dig it
48. usually something's not gross...it's just nasty
49. never bet someone that they can't talk unless you can carry out ur bet
51. pass the calculators on to the next generation
52. don't blow ur whistle in the little princess
53. there is no 53..haven't i done enough for you...what do you want from me...BLOOD?¿?
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