An Ode To Booze By: Dr. Souse
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By: Dr. Souse (Dr. Seuss)
I'd like another drink I think
Another drink to make me pink
I think I'll drink until I stink
I'll drink until I cannot blink
Perhaps I'll have a shot of rye
The rye I spy with my own eye
Some rye to make me fly so high
I think that I can touch the sky
Or maybe I will have some rum
It's not so dumb to want some rum
I'll drink and fall upon my bum
Or maybe contemplate my bum
Some vodlka would be very nice
Or wine, or maybe scotch on ice
Perhaps Kahlua would entice
I'll drink it once, I'll drink it twice
Perhaps some gin to make me grin
It's not a sin to want some gin
A 26 with make me spin
And then I will begin again
I want some beer to make me cheer
Hurray Hurrah A cheer for beer
I will not stick it in my ear
Hurrah Hurray I'm here for beer
I'll drink with my friends Jack and Ron
I'll drink until my livers gone
I'll invite Sam and Bud and you
And Captin Morgan can come, too
I'm loaded now, I have to go
My brain is working very slow
There's just one thing I need to know:
Where is the can? I have to go
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