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Creator of Life
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
A priest and a nun were traveling in the dessert on a camel. After 3 days they realized that they were lost and were suffering from severe thirst. The camel fell over dead from dehydration. The priest said to the nun "I want to see a naked women before I die. Can you remove your robes?" So the nun removes her robes. She sees something in the priests panst go up. So she wondered what a naked man looked like. The nun said to the priest, " Well I have also never seen a naked man. Can you remove your pants father?" So the priest removed his pants." What is that?" asks the nun.
"That sister, is the creator of life." So the nun gets all happy and says to the priest." Well good, stick that up the camels butt, and lets get out of here"
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