A few Riddles! !Great!
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There once was a lady who lived on the top floor of a 32 floor building. Everyday she would take the elivator all the way down, and walk two blocks to work. On the way home, if it was a sunny day, and there was no one in the elivator, she would only take it half way ( floor 16 ) and then walk up the stairs to her floor (floor 32). If it was raning outside, or if there where other people, she would take it all the way up. Now, if it was raining and she was the only one in the elivator, she would take it up all the way as well. Why did she have such a funny habbit?
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She was a midget Think about it, she could only reach the 16 floor when no one was in the elivator, when there where people, she would get them to push the button, and when it was raining out, she would use her unbrella to poke the button
One day, this guy walks into a bar, and he wasn't feeling well, so he asks the bar tender nicley for a glass of water. The bar tender looks at him oddly, and then reaches under the counter, and pulls out a gun. This wasn't a water gun, it was a real gun. The man stares at the bartender shocked, then smiled, and thanked the bartender, and walks out feeling much better. What's going on here??
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The guy had the hic-ups, and thought that a glass of water would help them go away. The bar tender noticed, and pulled out a gun to scare the guy. (When you have the hic-ups, being scared helps them go away) The guy was scared, and sure enough, the hic-ups went away. The guy left the bar feeling much better.
There once was this guy who was found dead, hanging from a rope tied to a chandelier in the middle of a room. There was no windows, and only one door, and the door was locked from the inside, and the cops had to break it down to get in. The room was completely empty. The police said that it was a suicide, but could not see how the man did it. His feet where a good 5 feet off the ground, and there was nothing there that he could climb up on. The only thing in the room that was there was a pudle of watter under the man. Weeks later, the police found out how he did it, can you?
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The man stood on a very big ice cube, and waited for it to melt. Interesting eh:P
Hope you enjoyed them I have some more, but I just don't feel like typing them out now. Anyways, see ya around pplz Bye Bye
<3Carley<3
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