The best Yo moma jokes ever!!!!
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with the flesh
>eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances she makes the band skip.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo the elephants
>throw her peanuts.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says" Picture
>continued on other side."
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of
>hot dogs.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs
>that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all
>four sides of the milk carton.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go
>down.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....she was born with a silver shovel in her
>mouth.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting
>around her.
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> Yo Mama's So Fat....I had to take a train and two buses just
>to get on her good side.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN"
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....she could sell shade.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out
>for her..
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....people jog around her for exercise.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....her blood type is Ragu.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant,she doesn't
>get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to
>take his word for it
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a
>boomerang.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a
>welcome back party.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to
>everyone.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....her belly button doesn't have fluff, it
>has sweaters.
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>Yo Mama's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved
>to miss her, and ran out of petrol.
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