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I Like Ur Style
I Like Ur Class
But Most Of All
I Like Ur A.

Im A Kewl Gurl In A Kewl Town
It Takes A Real Muthaphukka To Put Me Down.

Kissing is A Habit
Fing is The Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Gurls Get All The Pain
The Guy Says I Love You
You Believe Its true
But When your Tummy Starts To Swell
He Says To Hll With You
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Batard
The Mother Is A Whre
This Never Would Have Happened
If The Rubber Hadn't Of Torn.

Guys Are Like Roses
Watch Out For The Pricks.

Smoke A Smoke
Not A Butt
Fk A Virgin
Not A Slt.

Sex Is Bad
Sex Is A Sin
Sins Are forgiven
So Stick It In.

Holy Mother Full Of Grace
Bless My Boyfriends Gorgeous Face
Bless His Hair That Tends to Curl
Keep Him Safe From All The Gurls
Bless His Arms That Are So Strong
Keep His Hands Where They Belong
Bless His Dck The One I Sucked
Bless The Bed In Which We Fed
And If My Mom Happened To Walk In
Bless The Sht That I'd Be In.

Sex Is A Sensation
Caused By A Temptation
A Guy Sticks His Location
In A Girls Destination
To Increase Population
For The Next Generation
Do U Get My Explanation
Or Do you Need A Demonstration?

Sex Is Good
Sex Is Fine
Doggy Style Or 69
Just For Fun Or Getting Paid
Everyone loves Getting Laid.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
You Actually Thought I'd Cry over You
I Told You I Loved You
You That It Was True
Well Guess What Playah
You Got PLAYED TOO

Men Are Like Public Toilets
They Are Either Engaged Or Full of Sht.

If Guys Had Periods
They Would Compare The Size Of Their Tampons.

MENtal Anxiety
MENtal Breakdowns
MENstrual Cramps
MENopause...
Did You Ever Notice That All Our Problems Begin With MEN?

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Corny
when I Think Of You
Oooh Baby I get Horny.

Eat Me
Beat Me
Bite Me
Blow Me
Suck Me
Fk Me
Very Slowly
If You Kiss Me
Don't Be Sassy
Use Ur Tongue And Make It NASTY.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
Im In Love
But Not With You..
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was..
Was Another Guy
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dck
I Said I Loved You
You Thought It Was True
But Guess What Baby
You Got Played Too.

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