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10 things little punk children should do
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1. Take a Shower
Its only water and a little soap no need to be afraid
2. Stop Listening to S hity Music
Little punk children don't understand that punk died, in the 80s, in England, and that what your wasting your time listening too now is alot of no-talent BS.
3. Stop Whining About Your Problems
NOONE CARES about you or your problems, honestly, we have 7 billion people on this plant, noone gives a s hit, why don't you make your self useful and go ahead with your suicide plans, cause your wasting my oxygen.
4. Learn F ucking English ... Learn to Type its REALLY not that hard
n0n3 cen reed yer fukd upp kewl qunk talk....
5. No, your life doesnt suck
You have it pretty good, if you own a computer, or even have access to one, your in the top 1/3 most privleged people in the world, be happy, go to school, eat, take a shit and go to sleep.
6. I don't care how high you were/are/will be
"I got like so high last night dude you seriously" don't care, why don't you go tell that to the cops, they might care.
7. Stop using the words "Preppy", "Prep" or any dirivative
Just because someone buys clothing that doesnt make them look homeless, hint SOME of us have JOBS doesn't mean they are "preppy" whatever the f uck that means.
8. You can't be an arrogent prick and emo, please, pick 1 and stick with it
All these cry babies "waah waah im emo" and then "oh dude that guys so poser cause he like has a (insert another shitty band name here) shirt on and thats so lame dude" It all sounds like the same shit to me.
9. Die, Peirce, tattoo etc your body
Please, if you want to "express" yourself use a peice of paper so I dont have to look at it.
10. Leave
Just go... somewhere else, like alabama, just dont live around here.
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