10 reasons to know ure a REAL dumb american!
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I just wanna add a little word before i start. This list could be alot longer because americans are actually the dumbest people i have ever met. I go to the states alot for soccer and they talk like they've never been taught how to speak english And just one thing to all you americans... I WOULDNT BE SO PROUD IF I WERE YOU
1.you are a very small minded person who doesnt know shit..sorry 2 bust YOUR bubble but its true...how do you know we are all stupid..even if you've met every person in the whole u.s.(which i highly dout by the way you talk) you havent met me..therefore you dont know that all americans are stupid..i hate trashin other people but i love my country (YES I ABSOLUTELY 100 LOVE MY COUNTRY AND AM VERY PROUD 2 BE AMERICAN)..so im gonna defenit...back 2 wat i was sayin...u r very small minded...who do you think you are tellin us that we cant speak english? (i laugh at YOUR stupidity)
YEAH CANADA Oh yeah, and one more thing WE KILLED YOU GUYS IN OLYMPIC HOCKEY WOMENS AND MENS
1.SORRY but i dont give a shit about hokey and i dont think that has anything to do with americans being stupid( ha now who's the dumb one?) so you beat us in hokey..hmmmm..that must make ALL canadians GENIUSES an ALL americans STUPID..NOT
REASONS:
10)You pronounce your O's as A's.
example: instead of hockey, you say hackey
(and yes, even though you guys cheated with that ref., we still beat you in womens hockey)
1.i KNOW that we sound funny to you (for future reference i dont know anyone who talks like that) but did you ever stop and think (oooo..im sorry i forgot thinking is not one of your stronger areas) that maybe just maybe you sound funny to us? (wow thats a new concept. huh?...i know its difficult to think of things from both point of views but maybe you should try)
9) More than half of your population is overwieght because your standards on food is so low.
1.so we are fat and happy?..wats wrong with that?..im sorry 2 tell you this but i bet there's fat people in canada (WHOAnew concept)
8) Your population is so high (just like your egos) because of single 14 year old teenage mothers.
1.hmmm....again have you all of the people in the u.s.(i think NOT) so how do you know we all have huge egos? (again with the small mindedness..come on your killin me) so canada doesnt have any 14 yr old single mothers?...hmmmm...wow (sorry to tell ya this but i bet they do)
7) You think Canadians are people who hunt moose and live in igloos AND that we are all mounties.
1.ive never met anyone who thinks canadians live in igloos or hunt moose's...(if you find someone who does let me know because im really anxious to met them)
6) You think America is a synonym for earth.
now i dont know where you came up with this one (but im guessin its stored somewhere in that small mind of yours..right next to where your brain is supposed to be)
5) You think that the sport "curling" consists of a curling iron and alot of hair.
1.wow...i never knew that was a sport..kewl..so who came up with that one? some dumb canadian who doesnt have anything better to do than trash americans?
4) You think canada has a President.
1.wow canada has a president since when?..i always thought they had a prime minister..(i guess you learn something new everyday..well some of us do..i guess you wouldnt know anything about that though would you?..since your so small minded and all)
3) When you think that bombing another country makes you so brave, and that you are the leading cause that any wars were won.
1.hmmm.....i dont think you'll have that same attitude when your countries in a war and we have to come and save your ass because you were to busy trashing americans to think about defending yourselves...
2) You are proud to have Bush as a President.
1.hell ya im proud to have him as our president who wouldnt be?(well with the exceptions of small minded canadian people like yourself ) he has done a GREAT job at dealing with 911 and the war..i am behind him 1000 and if i were you i wouldnt be talking shit unless you think you can do a better job(and its really really hard to be small-minded and be president..sorry)
1) You dont understand half of this list.
1. your damn right i dont understand one bit of this letter i dont understand how people can call ALL americans dumb and shit like that when you HAVENT met everyone...and i dont understand how YOU can be so small minded...
P.S. This is note a hateful list. I just think you guys should be alot less proud And no, i'm not jealous of any americans.
1.your damn right its hateful and im a VERY nice SWEET GOOD girl but i get really pissed when people disrespect ME,MY COUNTRY, MY FELLOW AMERICANS,and OUR PRESIDENT i dotn give a F wat you say IM VERY proud of my country you should be jealous
Submitted by a proud original canadian
1. it should be "submitted by stupid smallminded canadian"
1. i DONT hate all canadians just the one very small minded one that wrote this next time THINK about what your gonna say BEFORE (not after) you say it
1. and im SORRY i got so hateful in this fwd but people like you make me so mad you think you know ALL about me and my country when in reality you dont know anything but lies about americans ..which i dont blame you for..it doesnt sound like whatyou sed was well researched or any of your own thoughts..it appears to me that you have been told this since you were young (probly by family or older adults) so now you have come to believe these LIES
1. i really do feel sorry for you..form the way you sound it sounds like you dont have many friends...i mean i dont wanna be friends with someone so hateful and synical...you should really try to liten up.....SMILE....people find it easier to talk to happier friendlier people who dont get on the computer and talk badly about another country because we arent exsactly like you and you dont understand us...just because you dont understand us doesnt make us stupid..it just means you need to take the time to find out the truth..and i PROMISE you we're not ALL stupid..lol
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