a really funny joke

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Ok there was this fly hovering 6 inches over the water. There was a fish looking at that fly and thinking "Man if that fly would drop 6 inches I could jump up and eat it and have me a good meal."
Well there was a cat sitting on the dock saying to himself "Man if that fly would drop 6 inches the fish would go for that fly and while it was distracted I could go after the fish." And there was a dog sitting in the yard and looking at the cat thinking "Man if that fly would drop 6 inches the fish would go for the fly, the cat would go for the fish and while the cat was distracted I could get it and have me a hearty meal." Well there was a bear sitting in the woods watching the dog thinking "Man if that fly would drop 6 inches the fish would go for the fly, the cat would go for the fish, the dog would go for the cat and while it was distracted I could get my meal for the day. Well the fly dropped 6 inches, the fish went for the fly tha cat went for the fish and totally mised.

The Moral of this Story: Every time a fly drops 6 inches a pussy gets wet

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