1 a reply to the one who retalited against an apology to americans
Rating: PG-13
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For one, we don't care that you don't have a president. We could care less if you were run by a rock. All the better Just because you don't have a president doesn't mean we're retards. You're the retard for thinking that.
well, if u dont care then why do u (not necessarily you, but americans) insist on telling us that our president sucks?
2) WE'RE SORRY YOU'RE ALL IGNORANT. YOU SEE, YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT CANADA'S MILITARY, YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR COUNTRY, YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PEOPLE, AND THEN YOU COMPLAIN THAT WE DONT HELP YOU OUT WITH SOME GAY WAR THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PURPOSE? I'M SORRY. ARE WE MISSING SOMETHING?
I have never heard a single American complain about the way that a neighboring country is run. We couldn't care less to tell you the truth
o? you havent heard a single person complain about how our country is run? then whats all this on tv? americans complaining that Canada didnt join ur war on Iraq? that was totally our countries decision. come to think of it, why would u even want our help? wed give u half our tanks and that would be a grand total of three (not really im just exaggerating)
3) WE'RE SORRY FOR YOUR BEER. OR LACK THEREOF. YOU GUYS WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT IT. AS IT TASTES LIKE URINE.
So we don't have the best beer. SO SUE US
yeah, i knida have to agree with you on that point, but it still must suck to feel like ur drinking urine
4) WE'RE SORRY FOR YOUR HOCKEY. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP AN UNCOUNTABLE NUMBER OF TIMES. NOW LETS SEE IF YOU CAN COUNT THE NUMBER OF CANADIANS THAT MAKE UP YOUR AMERICAN HOCKEY TEAMS. UNCOUNTABLE ASWELL? EXACTLY. MAYBE THAT'S WHY WE MURDERED YOU IN THE OLYMPICS.
One, you didn't murder us in the Olympics. Two, do you have Americans on your baseball teams? nope. Hockey may be a Canadian sport, but your country will never be as good in baseball.
okay, we did murder you in the olympics. let me think, oh yea, the score was 5-2. i call that murder. and true, we dont have canadian baseball players on american teams, but thats not because we cant play it. its because we dont waste our time on a boring sport like that. i used to play, and believe me id rather be doin something more useful, like hockey.
5) WE'RE SORRY FOR YOUR STUPIDITY. PLEASE. DO NOT ARGUE THIS ONE. ANY PERSON IN ANY COUNTRY WOULD AGREE THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA LACKS KNOWLEDGE AND COMMON SENSE. JUST LOOK AT YOUR POLITICIANS. WOO HOO. LETS START A WAR, CLAIM THAT IT HAS A MEANING, AND THEN STEAL ALL OF IRAQS OIL GOOD IDEA PRESIDENT BUSH
First off, the United States has the best schools. Hmm, I wonder why thousands of Mexicans flock here a day to get a good education. Maybe that's because we've got excellent schools. I can't say that everyone here is smart. Because I admit, we do have a couple thousand idiots here. Second, here, let us slaughter a couple thousand of your people and knock over a famous landmark for the fun of it. LIKE YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING TO US
im sure if the mexicans had a choice between canadian schools and american schools, theyd prolly pick canadian. y? because we dont force people to watch commercials in the morning like some american schools, and singing our national anthem, is completely optional.
6) WE'RE SORRY FOR YOUR VIOLENCE. CANADA IS A PEACEFUL PLACE, YES WE ARE PASSIVE AGRESSIVE, BUT IT SURE AS HELL BEATS BEING SCARED SHITLESS TO JUST WALK DOWN THE STREETS OF A CAPITAL CITY.
Oh, yea, Canada is very peacefull. Mm hmm... sure
no, its not completely peaceful. but moreso then america
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
No, we're the most powerful country, true. But not hated. DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR HELPING US WITH 9-11. YOU WERE NOT THE ONLY ONES. CANADA DID HELP, YES. BUT YOU WERE NOT THE ONLY ONES. AND I'M GLAD THAT CANADA WILL NEVER BE PART OF THE US. I'M NOT PREJUDICE BUT ANYONE THAT INSULTS THE UNITED STATES SHOULD BURN IN HELL.
have you not watched tv? they do interviews with iraqis and polls and such, and the majority wish that the americans would just get the hell our of their country. did u see blackhawk down? a very american movie, but in one scene a samalian says something like, "this our country, our war. this how we live here in samalia, and just because you americans dont live our way and dont see why ne one would like to, doesnt meen its wrong. this is not ur war to fight.it is ours". i think that also applies to the war on iraq. oh ya, and ur not the only one thats glad that Canada wont ever b part of the u.s. Canadians are much more glad then ne american. and what about the people that insult cananda? they should burn in hell? u should mayb think sbout that one.
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