A Prayer For The Stressed Out

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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people That I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careflu of the tose I step on today, As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always gove 100% at work...... 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5 % Friday And help me to remember... When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown, But only 4 to extend my middle finger, And tell them to bite me. Amen

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