arnold palmer and jesus
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Jesus told moses, I bet I can hit this golf ball 100yards. So Jesus swings and hits the ball about 75yards. Jesus told moses go get the ball and bring it back to me. So Moses goes and gets the ball and brings it back. Then Jesus says now Im going to hit the ball 200yards he swings and again it only goes 75yrds. He tell moses go get the ball moses. so moses goes and gets the ball. Then Jesus said this time moses, Im going to hit that ball 500yrds. Moses said you cant hit the ball 500yrds you couldnt even hit it 100yrds. Jesus says yes i can moses. If Arnold Palmer can do it so can I. So Jesus hits the ball and it goes and lands in a pond. Jesus said Moses go get that ball. Moses said nope no way You are the one who can walk on water you go. So Jesus went and he was walking on the pond looking for his ball. When a golfer pulls up beside moses and said HEY WHO DOES THAT GUY THINK HE IS WALKING ON WATER? JESUS? and moses said nope HE THINKS HE IS ARNOLD PALMER
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