3 MINISTERS AT THE PEARLY GATES
Religious
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Southern Baptist and their wives were all on a cruise
together. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship,
and they all drowned.
The next thing you know, they're standing before
St.Peter.
As fate would have it, the first in line was the
Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter shook his head
sadly and said, "I can't let you in. You were moral
and upright, but you loved money too much. You
loved it so much,you even married a woman named
Penny." St.Peter waved sadly, and poof Down the chute
to the 'Other Place' they went.
Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in
either," said Saint Peter. "You abstained from liquor
and dancing and cards, but you loved food too much.
You loved food so much,you even married a woman
named Candy" Sadly, St. Peter waved again, and whang
Down the chute went the Methodists.
The Southern Baptist turned to his wife and whispered
nervously,"It ain't looking good, fan-ny."
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